Hottest Heads of State

A scientific and unbiased ranking of world leaders in order of hotness.

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Emmanuel Macron

President of France
Emmanuel Macron, president of France

Will no one let Emmanuel Macron out of this box?

It’s time to get to know Emmanuel Macron!

You probably thought it was time to get to know Emmanuel Macron a few weeks ago, when he was elected president of France. But the truth is that it’s better to wait and let him age a bit first, like a nice bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon or a fondue.

So here are 10 facts about Emmanuel Macron that are almost too crazy to believe. And indeed, you are wise to be skeptical.

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Patrice Talon

President of Benin
Patrice Talon

Patrice Talon scored these sweet sunglasses for free from his eye doctor.

If, like me, you have a website in ranking all world leaders in order of hotness, then you’ll be excited to learn that the country of Benin has a hot new president. (Well, “new.” He’s been in office for like a year. It’s not easy to keep websites ranking all world leaders in order of hotness up to date, as you of all people would understand.)

The new president’s name is Patrice Talon, but people call him the “King of Cotton.” I could tell you why, but I promise it is more fun not knowing.

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John Key

Prime Minister of New Zealand
John Key

U.S. State Department

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David Cameron

Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

In keeping with today’s theme, throughout this post I will be using the traditional British spellings of wourds. (I am also driving on the left-hand side of the road while I type, but that is just a coincidence.)

David Cameron

DFID – UK Department for International Development

Like many Americans, I can’t decide whether or not I think British Prime Minister David Cameron is hot.

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Ian Khama

President of Botswana

If you are looking for an eligible bachelor who also happens to be the president of Botswana, then look no further than Ian Khama, the president of Botswana.

Ian Khama

foreignoffice / flickr.com

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