Hottest Heads of State

A scientific and unbiased ranking of world leaders in order of hotness.

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We’re not sure why we decided to start making and selling ridiculous candles, but we’re in too deep now, and it’s too late to turn back. You can purchase our candles though the magic of online shopping. Select candles are also available from the world’s finest retailers, which are as follows:

IOWA: Bings (Des Moines) | MINNESOTA: Patina (Various locations around Minneapolis) | MISSOURI: Phoenix Rising (St. Louis) | NEW YORK: Morris-Jumel Mansion (New York City) | OREGON: Powell’s Books (Various locations around Portland)

Also, we wrote a book! It is less expensive (!) than our candles and just as flammable.



Putin-Scented Candle

Putin-Scented Candle
Etsy | Amazon



Justin Trudeau-Scented Candle

Justin Trudeau-Scented Candle
Etsy | Amazon



Trump-Scented Candle

Trump-Scented Candle
Etsy | Amazon





George Washington-Scented Candle

George Washington-Scented Candle
Etsy | Amazon



Rutherford B. Hayes-Scented Candle

Rutherford B. Hayes-Scented Candle
Etsy | Amazon



Ronald Reagan-Scented Candle

Ronald Reagan-Scented Candle
Etsy | Amazon





Aaron Burr-Scented Candle

Aaron Burr-Scented Candle
Etsy | Amazon



Marie Antoinette-Scented Candle

Marie Antoinette-Scented Candle
Etsy | Amazon



Lincoln-Scented Candle

Lincoln-Scented Candle
Etsy | Amazon





Theodore Roosevelt-Scented Candle

Theodore Roosevelt-Scented Candle
Etsy | Amazon



Boxed Wine-Scented Candle

Boxed Wine-Scented Candle
Etsy | Amazon



Joe Biden-Scented Candle

Joe Biden-Scented Candle
Etsy | Amazon





Pirate-Scented Candle

Pirate-Scented Candle
Etsy | Amazon



BFF Candle pack

BFF Candle Pack
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Defective Candle

Defective Candle
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