We’re not sure why we decided to start making and selling ridiculous candles, but we’re in too deep now, and it’s too late to turn back. You can purchase our candles though the magic of online shopping. Select candles are also available from the world’s finest retailers, which are as follows:
IOWA: Bings (Des Moines) | MINNESOTA: Patina (Various locations around Minneapolis) | MISSOURI: Phoenix Rising (St. Louis) | NEW YORK: Morris-Jumel Mansion (New York City) | OREGON: Powell’s Books (Various locations around Portland)
Also, we wrote a book! It is less expensive (!) than our candles and just as flammable.