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Dalia Grybauskaitė

President of Lithuania
Dalia Grybauskaitė

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As you may have noticed (if you’re my travel agent) I spent last month in Lithuania. Lithuania is a popular vacation destination for those of us who are stalking Alexander Lukashenko but have been banned from Belarus for one reason or another. While there, I managed to land an imaginary interview with Lithuanian president and boyfriend-stealing hussy Dalia Grybauskaite. The transcript follows.

Kate: Dalia Grybauskaite, I have only one question for you today. Are you or are you not romantically involved with Belarusian president Alexander Lukashenko?

Dalia: Wait, what? I thought this was going to be an interview about my black belt in karate.

Kate: Yes, I did invite you here under the premise of questioning you about your unfeminine and unbecoming karate skills, but that was just a clever trick.

Dalia: What do you mean “invite me here”? I was walking to my mailbox and you jumped out from behind a bush!

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