Hottest Heads of State

A scientific and unbiased ranking of world leaders in order of hotness.

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Volume 1: The American Presidents

Van Buren's HAIRSTYLING SECRETS (and how you can get the look at home)

Fall in love with Richard Nixon all over again!

PLENTY of this guy!

Presidential PICKUP LINES

Coming January 30, 2018

Just in time for Valentine's Day!

But you should go ahead and preorder it now. Then you'll be all set for Valentine's Day, and
you can just goof off until then.


Oh, hello. If you’re reading this, it’s probably because you, like most people, have fallen under the spell of one or more U.S. presidents. And, again like most people, you’ve found yourself wishing that there were a way to learn more about these handsome, mysterious men whose faces are etched on your heart and also on your change.

Fortunately, there is a way, and you are looking at it right now! (No, it’s not your computer. There is no way to learn about the presidents using a computer, so don’t bother.)

Hottest Heads of State, Volume 1: The American Presidents gathers all of the presidents together in one book for the first time ever (we think), to determine once and for all which ones would make good boyfriends. Inside you’ll find a profile of each president outlining his particular charms, as well as games, quizzes, unrealistic DIY projects, and that poster of Rutherford B. Hayes you’ve always secretly wanted.

Just click on one of the buttons below to preorder a copy from your favorite online book vendor. Or order one from each and see who ships it the fastest!

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